Workplace Nightmares·
NOT TOO LATE FOR COLLEGE
A 31-year-old fast-food veteran weighs whether returning to college would finally pay off, calculating years of study and waiting for a decent job.
Start college at 31, or stay put?
Be one of the first to vote.
At 31, with no college degree and a decade of fast food behind them, one worker found themselves staring straight at the clock, and not liking what it said.
They said they had spent the last 10 years in fast food and had "kept dropping out of college during [their] 20s." Now they were stuck in the same job, watching life move on around them. The feeling came out plainly: "Life is passing by and time is running out."
What made the post hit was the math they were doing in real time. College, if they tried again, would not just mean going back to class. It would mean four or five years of study, then another stretch of job hunting afterward, maybe two years, or maybe one if they were lucky. By their own estimate, they would be 37 or 38 before they landed in "a decent role."
That was the heart of the question. Not whether they could survive school, but whether starting now was already too late.
The poster said they had been seeing a lot of those "am I too old for college" posts and seemed caught between hope and dread. On one hand, a degree still looked like a path out. On the other, the timeline felt punishingly long for someone already in their 30s and tired of fast food.
They laid it out in the blunt, practical way of someone trying to decide their next move with no room to waste time: they were 31, had no degree, and had spent years starting college, dropping out, and ending up back where they began. The question was no longer abstract. It was what to do now, while the years were still moving.
"What would you guys do in my current position?" they asked, before closing with a simple thanks: "Thank you for taking time to read."
For a stranger reading the post, the tension is immediate. The choice is not between easy options. It is between staying in the job they already have, or committing to a road that could stretch nearly a decade before it pays off.