Entitled People·
THE COUCH FIASCO
A solitary poster refuses a coworker's plea to crash in her space, triggering workplace rumors and a tense fallout as secrets about home life start to surface.
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The coworker who said she was "homeless" was actually sleeping at her boyfriend's place.
That part didn't come out until after she had already turned the poster's quiet two-bedroom house into a workplace drama. The poster, a 23-year-old woman living alone, had been clear from the start: one room was hers, and the other was not a guest room. It was her everything room, office, closet, storage, and, when she felt bad, the place she laid on the floor. She called the house her "safe little bubble."
At work, the two had talked after the coworker, 25, got into a huge fight with her roommates and was kicked out. The poster sympathized, and even sent along some places to look at. But she never offered a couch.
Then came the text later that night: "hey I was thinking maybe I could just crash with you for a few weeks since you live alone and have the space?"
The poster said no, politely but firmly. She replied, "that sucks omg" and then explained, "I totally get that you're going through it but i really value my space and I'm just not in a place where I can have someone stay with me."
The coworker did not take it well.
At work after that, she started acting strange. Then another coworker said she had been telling people the poster "let her be homeless" even though she "have[s] an entire room to myself." The poster pushed back: she did not have a guest room, she had a room she used, and she was paying to live alone. She also said she didn't want to feel tense in her own house, or risk "just a few weeks" turning into something much longer. The coworker, she said, was not actually on the street anyway, she was staying with her boyfriend and saying, "i'm looking but nothing's coming through yet."
Still, the story had already spread around the workplace. People began treating the poster like the bad guy. One commenter later told her to "Go up to the people that had something to say and tell them they are horrible for not bailing her out."
Then came the update.
The coworker "went to jail, lol."
The poster said she laughed when she heard it, and then immediately felt horrible for laughing.